Gay Marriage Amendment

So I've been doing some research on the whole gay marriage thing. Especially in relation to what the bible has to say.

I've decided what we need isn't an amendment that defines marriage as between a man and a woman. We need an amendment that defines marriage as it is talked about in the bible.

The bible talks about marriage as between a man and a woman. Actually, to clarify, it also talks quite a bit about marriage being between a man and WOMEN. There's plenty of places where polygamy is mentioned and not condemned. So I'm all for polygamy now, I need some more wives.

So in general, regarding marriage, adultery is not supported. But there are some exceptions. In many cases where a woman is unable or unwilling to have children, she will let her husband sleep with her maid (and sometimes sister I think). Anyway, we don't have a maid, but I'm thinking about having Molly Maids send over an entire crew that I can go "in unto", woohoo!!! I also remember reading an article in the NY Times about some college students who have taken the whole cleaning thing a step further; they will clean your house in the nude, that will just make the whole thing easier. Plus I would get to "go in unto" my slaves that I find attractive as well.

So I'm ready for the amendment to get passed and do some Song of Solomon stuff with some extra wives and maids.

Also, for you women, we might as well go ahead and enshrine the whole "obey your husband in all things" in the constitution as well. Because guess what, you can't pick and choose what you support out of the bible, not if you're really a christian. If you're going to use it to be against gay marriage, you have to support everything else it says about marriage.

Otherwise you're just a bigot.